Corrupt a Wish

A poster makes a wish and then the next poster grants it, but the wish has to be corrupted in some way. After you have successfully corrupted a wish, you make a wish of your own and the next person corrupts it. You cannot corrupt your own wish.

Example:

Poster1: I wish I could have sex everyday.

Poster2: Wish granted, but you can only have sex with your grandmother.

I wish I had a fast car.

Poster3: Granted, but it doesn't have brakes.

I wish I...

Etc.
So... I'll go first!